Awesome Advice From The Sept. 2008 Cosmopolitan

I just received the new Cosmopolitan in the mail and I started reading it. This issue has some really useful pointers about male/female intimate relationships.

Tips from women, girlfriends and wives to men, boyfriends and husbands
1. when your girlfriend/wife asks if she looks fat never ask her to move to a different angle
2. If you mess up do not say to her you should have known I would mess up. It is not our fault you aren't perfect. Nobody is.
3. It is great that you love gadgets so much but it is not cool if you buy a gadget you want for yourself as a special gift for us.
4. If we ask you if another girl is hot, it is fine to lie and do so convincingly.
5. No matter how much cologne you spritz on it will not magically turn you into David Beckham so do not spritz too much of it.
6. Be intuitive and ask questions to show you care such as how was your appointment?

Important Tidbit for women
Ever wonder we guys hardly ever cry or show strong emotions. According to Cosmo, boys grow up learning that they are not manly if they cry or show emotion. Also, they grow up idolizing movie stars, sports heroes that portray themselves as masculine by not showing emotion. Another interesting reason is biological. Men do not cry as much as women because their tear ducts are smaller than womens. The secret to getting a man to show emotion is to tell him it is more attractive to you if he shows his true feelings. That way he knows you will not think less of him as a man if he shows emotions.